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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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australiansanta:

im too scared to send it what if the FBI ARREST ME fo rbeing friendly
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jakemalik:

todayamazing:

jakemalik:

how long can i sit in starbucks on my laptop before im considered an annoying hipster who sits in starbucks on his laptop all day

7

ok sounds good

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

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tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

your sister’s dad

SOME PEOPLE HAVE HALF SIBLINGS IT’S A THING

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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jerkidiot:

has anyone ever seen a volcano entered in a science fair or is that just a myth from tv and movies

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